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Brother can you get…a clue

Far be it for me to be all igniant and ethnic on a matter as serious as this, but the question must be asked, "can a brother get a clue?"  While his [Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki ] country continues to beat itself down, his Government — in spirit mind you — took a cue from our esteemed Commander-in-Dumbass George W. Bush by taking the entire month of August off.  I know… it’s difficult making the wrong decisions all the time.  One must have time to reflect and come up with even dumber decisions that ruin the lives of many.  One would think instead of going after Hilary [Clinton] and Senator [Carl] Carl Levin, Maliki would get tough with the people in his own country who are killing innocent Iraqi citizens and US Soldiers on a daily basis.  But hey…what do I know.  I haven’t taken my summer vacation yet.  CJ 

Iraqi Prime Minister Assails Democratic Critics

BAGHDAD, Aug. 26 — Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki on Sunday extended his tongue-lashing of foreign politicians who have questioned his government, saying that Senators Hillary Rodham Clinton and Carl Levin needed to “start making sense again” after the senators, both Democrats, called for his ouster.

Mr. Maliki, who previously reacted with anger to President Bush’s criticism of the Iraqi government’s lack of political progress, also lashed out at the French foreign minister, Bernard Kouchner, who called for Mr. Maliki to be replaced in an interview that appeared on the Newsweek Web site on Sunday.

But Mr. Maliki appeared to reach a new level of stridency with his reply to Senator Clinton, of New York, and Senator Levin, of Michigan. In remarks in a news briefing that referred to the senators by name, Mr. Maliki said they had spoken “as if Iraq is one of their cities.”

“Iraq is a sovereign country, and we will not allow anyone to talk about it as if it belongs to this country or that,” Mr. Maliki said. He added a phrase that could be translated as indicating that the senators ought to make sense again or should return to a logical path.

Later in the day, Mr. Maliki appeared to have calmed down as he went through a series of meetings and participated in a joint statement of broad political unity by two major Kurdish parties, two Shiite parties, including his Dawa Party, and a bloc led by Vice President Tariq al-Hashemi, a Sunni.

The White House, eager for signs of progress, welcomed the agreement. A spokeswoman, Emily A. Lawrimore, said the leaders’ decision was “an important symbol of their commitment to work together for the benefit of all Iraqis.”

In advance of a report on progress in Iraq by the United States ambassador, Ryan C. Crocker, and the American commander in Iraq, Gen. David H. Petraeus, the statement appeared tailored to show that steps toward political unity had been taken.

The report by Mr. Crocker and General Petraeus is widely expected to point to some advances on security and the economy, partly as a result of an American troop increase. But the fractious government has made little progress in crucial areas like laws regulating the development of Iraq’s oil resources and governing the sharing of oil revenues.

But Deputy Prime Minister Barham Salih, a Kurd, who was at the multiparty talks, said that he thought the participants had negotiated the statement in good faith.

“I hope that this agreement offers us an opportunity to move beyond the political crisis that has afflicted the country,” Mr. Salih said. “I would consider this an important step forward, but we have to admit that we have more work to do.”

Mr. Crocker was at the meeting of officials pushing along an agreement, Mr. Salih said.

In his earlier news briefing, Mr. Maliki also gave very qualified support to another initiative he has been pressed to accept: bringing former members of the Baath Party of Saddam Hussein back into the government.

“The doors are open for all the politicians who don’t call for violence and the use of weapons against the government,” Mr. Maliki said.

“But some people want to bring back the old regime,” he added. “They want to bring back the time when the minority governed the majority. This time is past, and no one can do anything outside the political process.”

Still, despite the promising signs on Sunday, Iraq’s political process remains all but completely stalled. And Mr. Maliki’s government has been gravely weakened by major defections in the past few weeks. In the most recent, the secular political alliance Iraqiya, led by former Prime Minister Ayad Allawi, withdrew from the government on Friday.

In an interview on Sunday on CNN’s “Late Edition,” Mr. Allawi said his alliance had “lost our faith in the capability of the current government of salvaging the country and moving forward.”

“I don’t see that we are getting closer to reconciliation,” he said. “I don’t see that we are getting closer to getting rid of militias. I am not seeing that we are getting closer to having assertive policies, foreign policies, which would not allow Iran to intervene in Iraqi affairs.”

3 responses to “Brother can you get…a clue”

  1. Yes, yes, this is terrible PR for the Iraqi politicians to take a break as the violence continues unabated. It just looks awful.
    With all of that in mind…..
    A) Props to Maliki for telling these grandstanding douchebags to mind their own fucking business. Maybe if we had done so in the first place, we wouldn’t be debating such critical matters as Iraq’s parliamentary calendar.
    B) When, exactly, was the last time the US Senate accomplished anything worth writing about? How is it that Sens. Clinton or Levin or any of the other “all-talk, no bite” blowhards in that hackneyed talk shop are qualified to tell anyone how to run a government? Maliki is supposed to have the balls to stand up to guys who are willing to die for their cause when the Democrats aren’t willing to stand up against a guy who spent his fighting years drinking G&Ts and crashing his pickup truck into cows?
    Puuhhhlease.

  2. “Iraq’s parliamentary calendar”…now that could be the funniest line of the year.
    Grandstanding? Props? They seem to cancel themselves out her I think. If Mr. Maliki had an ounce of a backbone, he’d stand tough with those in his own country and take control of a situation that he clearly has no control over rather than hold a Chuck Schumer-like press event to blast Hilary and Levin.
    As for US Senate, I find it hard to argue with anything you’d said. They have done nothing…which again is what happens when you have no leadership. Harry Reid is a joke as is the rest of the “Democratic leadership.” They have made efforts to put an end to a war that should NEVER have begun in the first place, but lack the votes AND the ability to get them, to make anything happen. Which yes, makes them failures.
    This however shouldn’t be used as a “pass” for Maliki who yes, should “have the balls to stand up to guys who are willing to die for their cause,” regardless of the ineffectiveness of the “Democratically controlled Congress.” That’s what leadership is all about. It’s why leaders such as Yitzhak Rabin and Anwar Sadat were assassinated. They stood up to those who they knew were bringing down their respective Country’s knowing full well they could/would pay for it with their lives.

  3. it’s grandstanding, plain and simple.
    neither Hillary nor Levin have any inkling of a clue about what to do in Iraq, so they hit the Maliki straw man to score points with constituents. it’s so transparent.
    if it wasn’t so pathetic and if so many lives hadn’t been lost due to their lack of leadership – and by this I mean to point the finger squarely at Hillary Clinton – it might actually be funny.
    if anything, the fact that maliki is standing up to the 2 stooges is the best evidence yet that iraq has a functioning government. they’re just getting in the “KICK THE USA HERE” line with the rest of the world.

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