Score Two and One Half Points for McCain!

Jul 31, 2008

The 1/2 point — just yesterday I called for John McCain and his cronies (all the idiots to the right whose sole purpose in life is to give to the rich, steal from the poor and then blame everyone else for the mess they create) to spice up the name calling campaign against Barack Obama. Granted, I can’t really take credit for McCain and his bitches (note the posse name will continue to change) for putting out the Paris + Britney = Barack ad…but I’m a Blogger who said it before it happened, so there! 🙂

Point 1 for McCain – Give it up to McCain and his band of dumbasses! They finally got the media’s attention. Last night and this morning all the talk has been about John McCain being on the offensive.

Who cares if it makes him look like the scum of the Earth;

Who cares that this move once and for all buries the image of ‘John McCain the Maverick’ who in 2000 bucked the Republican Party and ran against pretty boy George W. Bush for the Republican nomination;

Who cares that his candidacy in the 2000 primaries put such a scare into the Republican Party that they went out of their way to humiliate him before the South Carolina primary with vicious ad campaign, thus killing his chances to win the nomination.

Clearly John McCain doesn’t care. Or maybe it’s just because grandpa has forgotten how mean and nasty those good old boys treated him back then. I guess as they say, time heals all wounds.

Point 2 for McCain – Who knew John McCain had a clue as to who Paris Hilton or Britney Spears were? Good for your grandpa, er, John. Way to be in the know! I’m not being sarcastic. With all this talk about how old McCain is, he has the wits to know who Britney and Paris are. That says something.

Who cares if he doesn’t know how much a gallon of milk or a loaf of bread costs the average person.

Who cares if he can’t talk about how he’s going to fix the economy.

Who cares if he wants to stay in Iraq for 100 years.

John McCain knows who Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are!

In fact, now that we have this tidbit of information, it’s easy to assume that on his weekends off, he’s kicking back and watching The Real World marathons on MTV.

Anyway, in case you live under a rock and have yet to the ad in question, you can view it below.