Well John, Paris Just Made You Her Bitch!

In the words of Jimmy Conway (as played by Robert De Niro in the film Good Fellas), "Good for you [Spider], don't take shit of nobody"

Now before you say it, I realize writing a "pro" Paris Hilton Blog after railing against Barack and John two days ago may be a bit hypocritical, (what?) and I know I should take the high road as I berated Barack to do, but this is just too fun to pass up. And besides, I'm not running for President. So bring it on — yes this means you Melissa.

Paris's ad (which can be seen below) is a direct response to John and the dummies who thought it smart to go up against someone who craves the spotlight and knows how to turn the tables in her favor. Surprisingly her ad hits all the key political "do's" —

1.She stays on message

2. She never refers to John when 'attacking' him directly.

3. She leaves the viewer wanting more…or at the very least the urge to donate money to a multmillionaire's bid to run for President.

In layman's terms, Paris Hilton just made you her bitch, John.

A word of advice John, if you want to make this election about character, and by that I mean keep the focus off the issues because you dont't really have any ideas that will get us out of the terrible mess we're in, perhaps you should stick poking at Barack…because Paris is clearly out of your league!

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