Dear Major League Baseball…

…and Major League Baseball Player's Association,

While I won't pretend to be speaking on behalf of all baseball fans, I feel secure enough in saying the following on behalf of many…

PLEASE GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES, COME TOGETHER AND RELEASE THE RESULTS FROM THE 'SECRET' TEST THAT WAS TAKEN IN 2003 – THAT CONTINUES TO BE A BOIL ON THE BUTT OF BASEBALL!

Clearly when all is said and done, the media WILL find a way to release the names of every player who failed that now infamous test, so why not get ahead of the game for once and figure out a way to put this embarrassing problem behind you once and for all?

Every 2-3 months new names seemingly appear out of nowhere, just as the last scandal dies down, and what's crazy about this is we're talking about a test that was taken six years ago when you were investigating "if" mandatory random drug testing was needed in baseball.

So PLEASE, get it together, release all the damn names and let's be done with it.  Otherwise, you're never going to rid the sport of the stink you allowed to fester before finally standing up and putting an end to the secret everyone knew but wouldn't talk about.

Thank you.